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2.47sand you could save four billion lives.
4.96sYeah, you know, the thing is my Dad's reallyinsecure.
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1.47sHmm. Funny.
2.26sMr. Needful, out of everything in the store,
2.66syou'll never guess what we couldn't get rid of.
1.93s
1.52sOh, my god,
1.99s
1.52sOh, my god,
4.6slwish this desk was lighter.
3.03sI wish this knot was looser.
1.7sCome on.
2.59sI don't --
1.4s
1.66sWait, what am I doing?
2.13slwish I knew CPR.
1.23s1,2,3.
1.63sOh, Jesus.
2.2sWhat a waste of a monkey paw.
3.53sMr. Needful, how could you even think of doing something so horrible?
3.86sI'm the devil. What should I do when I fail -- get myself an ice cream?
1.26sYou haven't failed.
1.83sPeople like Rick are making me obsolete.