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3.74sI have nothing to offer you but my love.
2.3sI specifically said "no geeks."
2.47sBut my mom says I'm cool.
2.34sNext.
3.14sGive me your fortune or I'll pound your withered old face in!
3.49sOh, I like his energy. Put him on the callback list.
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10.83sClang, clang, clang went the trolley Ring, ring, ring went the bell - Zing, Zing, zing went my heart strings--
Thank you! Give the bully an extra point.
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4.37sI propose to you that your heir need not be a boy. In this phallocentric society of ours--
4.2sI don't know what "phallocentric" means, but no girls!
2.52sSo much for Plan "B."
2.58sThat's it, boy. You're our last hope.
2.87sOhh. I just don't want to be here, Dad.
3.1sBesides, I started a fire this morning that I really should keep an eye on.