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4.37sI propose to you that your heir need not be a boy. In this phallocentric society of ours--
4.2sI don't know what "phallocentric" means, but no girls!
2.52sSo much for Plan "B."
2.58sThat's it, boy. You're our last hope.
2.87sOhh. I just don't want to be here, Dad.
3.1sBesides, I started a fire this morning that I really should keep an eye on.
3.04sBart, this isn't the kind of thing I normally would think was a good idea,
2.5sbut you wouldn't have to live with Mr. Burns.
4.37sYou'd just get all of his money someday. This could provide for your entire future.
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0.87sCongratulations.
3.94sYou've just graduated from the most expensive and, therefore, best school there is.
2.77sAnd your discovery of the cure for the common cold--
3.17sHello, Marge. I'm Lee Majors. Will you come away with me?
2.42sUh... sure.
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3sI've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors.