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7.09sI was actually dreading having to tell you about this. (CHUCKLES) (IMITATES SHUDDERING) It appears I'll have to kill him myself. What?
2.3sI knew you were too weak to do this.
1.58sYou're nothing but a coward.
1.53sNo, Penelope, wait!
2.62s(GROANS) Strong women always turn out to be nightmares.
1.33sLike Joan of Arc.
2.52sHey, guys, I'm not like other girls.
2.8sI kill people and burp and watch so much porn.
1.57sIsn't that cool? No.
3.3sI like a lot of goofball comedies that other chicks don't like.
2.54sMy favorite thing to play is Call of Duty.
3.04sLook me up. I'm GuitarGurrrl76.
1.53sLet's burn this chick at the stake.
2.4sI love steak! Other girls don't.
1.5sI'm actually more like a dude.
3.84sHey, guys, don't come in my room. I might be rubbin' one in.
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