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2.69sBecause I'm sick of you crushing me in the middle of the night.
1.94sDr. Hartman called about my x-rays.
1.9sHe said my spine is now disfigured.
2.3sLois, if God wanted me to not sleep with my wife,
1.63she would have made me John Travolta.
2.95sPeter, I'm really tired, okay? Just give the bed a try.
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2.69sThere you go. Good night, Peter.
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2.8sI can't sleep like this, Lois. I need someone to cuddle with.
1.8sBelieve it or not, men like to cuddle.
3.37sEven cold, unfeeling men like Charles Bronson.
3.7sHey, Charles Bronson's wife. Scooch over. I want to cuddle.
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1.57sMmm! That's nice.
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3.82s(DOORBELL RINGS) All right, as soon as they answer, you can go.
2.84sI don't want Penelope to think I need an escort to a playdate.
1.97sOh, you got yourself a little girlfriend, huh?
1.77sShe's not my girlfriend.
3.9sUnlike you, I don't view every female I meet as some kind of pork holster.
1.9sStewart, darling. Hello.
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2.3sWhat? That's how they do it in Europe.