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2.57sMr. Franzen has informed us he's not coming.
3.37sLike most real authors, he's too good for this dumb town.
1.03sALL: Aw!
1.53sMAN: I hate it here!
2.1sWell, this crowd was promised an author.
0.87sNo!
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1.4sOh, well.
1.83sI guess I should be getting back to my dorm anyway.
2.72sI've got a short story due for my creative writing class tomorrow.
1.47sOh, creative writing, huh?
1.99sWell, if you'd like me to look it over before you turn it in,
1.07sI'd be happy to.
2.07sReally? (GIGGLES) That'd be great.
1.83sCool, cool. I'll follow you in my car.
1.17s(WHISPERING) Come on. We're going.
3.49sAll right, hold on. Is this what your parents are paying all that tuition for?
1.6sSo you can fuck dogs?
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