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3.9sUnlike you, I don't view every female I meet as some kind of pork holster.
1.9sStewart, darling. Hello.
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2.3sWhat? That's how they do it in Europe.
1.63sNow, get out of here!
2.84sGo sit in the car and agree with yourself while you listen to NPR.
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1.89sI don't know what the big deal is.
1.8sI stopped for one drink after work.
1.8sYes, but it's every night.
2.44sThere! Now you can be upset about that.
2.25sThis is fun. I like playing with you, Penelope.
1.2sWhat shall we play next?
1.75sWell, let's see what you have.
3.17sYou have a pop-up version of The Unabomber's Manifesto?
2.9sYes. At the end the brother pops up and turns you in.
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1.64sWhat's this on your Etch A Sketch?
3.37sOh, those are some advanced mathematical formulas I've just been tinkering with.
1.64sYou're kidding! I do that, too!