Use the timeline below to select up to 20 seconds to watch or share.
3.84sWho wouldn't like a bottle of real French perfume all the way from gay Paree ?
2.2sFour bucks, plus tax.
2.17sI think she's going to like my handmade birthday card better.
4.47sOh, big deal. Dry macaroni, spray paint and glue. Whoopie.
3.14s
2.44s
2.63sDibs. First dibs. I get to lick the beaters.
4.84sOw ! Ow ! Ow ! Litha, my "ongue" is "uck" in the "eaters." My "ongue" !
1.8s
4.07s
2.54sHappy birthday !
1.97sHuh ? What ?
0.4sHere's your birthday breakfast.
1.91sOh !
3.2sIsn't this nice ?
1.6sMy birthday ? It's my birthday ?
1.31sNo !
2.33sWhat did I get ? I love birthdays.
0.6sNo, Homer, it's mine.
2.71sYou don't even know your own wife's birthday ?
3.54sWell, of course I know. Sure.