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3.34sWell, I didn't want hungry birds pecking my soul forever.
3.4sSoul? Come on, Milhouse. There's no such thing as a soul.
2.84sIt's just something they made up to scare kids,
1.97slike the boogeyman, or Michael jackson.
2.23sBut every religion says there's a soul, Bart.
2.84sWhy would they lie? What would they have to gain?
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2sI don't hear scrubbing!
2.2sIf your soul's real, where is it?
1.97sIt's kinda in here,
3.24sand when you sneeze, that's your soul trying to escape.
2.5sSaying "God bless you" crams it back in,
2.97sand when you die it squirms out and flies away.
3.3sUh-huh. What if you die in a submarine at the bottom of the ocean?
1.87sOh, it can swim.
4.7sIt's even got wheels, in case you die in the desert and it has to drive to the cemetery.