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3.24sand when you sneeze, that's your soul trying to escape.
2.5sSaying "God bless you" crams it back in,
2.97sand when you die it squirms out and flies away.
3.3sUh-huh. What if you die in a submarine at the bottom of the ocean?
1.87sOh, it can swim.
4.7sIt's even got wheels, in case you die in the desert and it has to drive to the cemetery.
2.17sHow can someone with glasses that thick be so stupid?
2.87sListen, you don't have a soul, I don't have a soul.
0.63sThere's no such thing as a soul!
3sFine.
4.9sIf you're so sure about that, why don't you sell your soul to me?
1.43sHow much you got?
1.6s- Five bucks.
- Deal.
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2.44sThere you go. One soul.
1.84s
2sPleasure doing business with you.
2.5sAnytime, chum...
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