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2.34sAre you there, God?
1.94sIt's me, Bart Simpson.
2.94sI know I never pay too much attention in church,
3.47sbut I could really use some of that good stuff now.
2.07sI'm... afraid.
4.8sI'm afraid some weirdo's got my soul, and I don't know what they're doing to it.
2sI just want it back.
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2.7sPlease?
2.83sI hope you can hear this.
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1.9sLisa! You bought this?
2.13sWith the change in my piggy bank.
1.77sThere's no change in your piggy bank.
2.97sNot in any of the ones you know about.
2.73s- Oh, Lise, thank you. - Happy to do it.
2.47sBut you know, Bart, some philosophers believe...
2.77sthat nobody is born with a soul,
2.94sthat you have to earn one through suffering and thought and prayer,
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