1.6s
2.34sAre you there, God?
1.94sIt's me, Bart Simpson.
2.94sI know I never pay too much attention in church,
3.47sbut I could really use some of that good stuff now.
2.07sI'm... afraid.
4.8sI'm afraid some weirdo's got my soul, and I don't know what they're doing to it.
2.07s
1.9sLisa! You bought this?
2.13sWith the change in my piggy bank.
1.77sThere's no change in your piggy bank.
2.97sNot in any of the ones you know about.
2.73s- Oh, Lise, thank you.
- Happy to do it.
2.47sBut you know, Bart, some philosophers believe...
2.77sthat nobody is born with a soul,
2.94sthat you have to earn one through suffering and thought and prayer,