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1.08sTAB: Bart!
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4.24sSon, I'm gonna tell you a story about a young man who came here and failed.
2.84sWell, that is the story. I shouldn't call a sentence a story.
3.02sAnyway, it's you! Look, I'm really, really sorry.
1.97sNow let me get that ice cream off your shoe.
3.24s(SLURPING) Young man, there's something I have to show you.
2.34sIn one hour. We have to drive there.
2.67sNo talking on the way. It'll hurt the drama.
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1.67s- Can I just...
- Shh. Drama.
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3.19s(GASPS) German backpackers?
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5.85sYou see, son, every family has to make extra income when they send a child like you to a place like mine!
1.35sYou're lucky this is just a youth hostel.
2.52sWe had one family who had to take in dry-cleaning.
1.7sThe chemicals killed their dog!
1.7sWell, that's what they told us in the lawsuit.
2.9sI don't see a dog living past 14 anyway, do you?