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2.49sThanks for the correction. That's part of the honesty.
2.38sSon, I just want to leave you with a piece of advice.
3.04sBecome emotionally dead. Leave your body.
1.45sMake lots of friends!
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5s(CLANKING) Wake up, fatties! Stop dreaming about butter!
3.25sDreamed calories are real calories!
1.92sAll right, here's how this exercise works.
1.6sYou tow me around the track.
2.4sAs we gather speed, I whip you gently,
2.35syou state your name and tell me how you got so heavy.
2.07s(SWISHING WHIP) Kent Brockman, Channel 6 News.
2.94sI gorge on kettle corn during the sports and weather.
3.92sWe know. Your side fat's starting to spill over to Channel 5 and 7.
2.22sI hope you're getting three paychecks.
2.34sBart Simpson. I'm just big-boned.