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3.37sUnited States Marine Corps, retired, but not tired!
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2.97sGuess how old I am? Come on. Take a guess.
1.35sForty-seven?
4.39sI hate when they're over. Even on-the-nose hurts!
2.65sWow! He's just the kind of weirdo Bart needs.
2.92sMr. and Mrs. Simpson, your boy's gonna need one thing.
3.54s(READING) Don't you mean "tough love"?
1.43sTough love.
2.15sOf course! This has never made sense!
2.02sThe sign shop guy lied.
4.85sStanley, you didn't question the word "luck"? Now look what we got!
2.49sThanks for the correction. That's part of the honesty.
2.38sSon, I just want to leave you with a piece of advice.
3.04sBecome emotionally dead. Leave your body.
1.45sMake lots of friends!
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5s(CLANKING) Wake up, fatties! Stop dreaming about butter!
3.25sDreamed calories are real calories!
1.92sAll right, here's how this exercise works.
1.6sYou tow me around the track.
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