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1.89sAnd then you'll wind up like me.
2.23sSo jaded the only thing that gets you off
2.08sis freebasing ground-up moon rocks.
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1.27s(SUCKING)
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2.67sAll this does is get me to normal.
2.54s(SIGHS) Thank you, Krusty.
3.27sOnce again, you've delivered an important message wrapped in entertainment.
3.49sAnd I'm so touched that all of you would take the time to...
2.44sEat my shorts, lame-os! (CHUCKLES)
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1.1sOh!
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2.12sHelp! Kidnappers!
1.3sThey're not kidnappers.
6.09sThey're professionally trained child-snatchers who are taking you to a maximum-security fat camp.
1.28sI'm not fat!
1.42s(GRUNTING)
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