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4.15s(GASPS) (SCREAMS) Medic!
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1.9s(GROANS) (BOTH STRAINING)
1.5sSkinner!
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0.93s(ALL SCREAM)
2.5s(STUTTERS) Yes, Superintendent Chalmers?
1.5sDo you know what today is?
2.57sToday? Yes, of course I do!
5.37sHappy birthday to you, happy... It not my birthday, Seymour.
1.57sYou know I'm a Sagittarius.
3.39sReally? I'm a Libra. There's a lot of compatibility there.
2.13sSkinner, be gay on your own time.
4sToday is the day we choose who gets the school's vending machine contract.
2.7sI anticipate quite the dog and pony show.
2.37sSir, this school has a strict no-animal policy.
2.32sI assume these are hypothetical dogs and poni?
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2.67sY'arr, everyone likes a gumball machine.
3.4sSo why not a gumbo machine? Y'arr...
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5.14s(SCREAMS) Does your school nurse treat burns?
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