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2.75s
1.92sThey sound like my kind of snacks.
0.07s(BEEPING)
2.94sOh. (READING)
2.19s
2.9sOh, my God! Look at these ingredients!
1.7s"Hydrogenated petroleum oil,
4.1s"monosodium poisonate, partially de-weaponized plutonium"?
2.17s
2.24sAttention, duped masses!
7.39sThese new vending machine snacks are crammed with processed sugar, industrial by-products, and trans-fatty acids!
2.27s(RAPPING) Don't flavor hate. Participate.
1.97sMachine makes a good point.
3.39sDon't be a follower! Be a snack-swallower!
3.34sIt's fun to obey the machine.
2.94s(WHIRRING) Mmm. Mmm.
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0.67s
1.67sMmm. (SIGHS)
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3.7s
1.62sWay to go, dude.
3.54sYou're 5 cents away from an awesome beverage or snack.