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2.75s(RAPPING) Yo, yo, yo! Slide your green Into the machine.
2.28sAnd don't expect any change, dawg.
4.52sIt's like a fundraising school bake sale with slang as the Saran Wrap.
3.97sAnd a subsonic neuro-jammer disrupts the child's judgment center.
2.62sFair enough. I assume these snacks are nutritious?
1.92sThat's really none of our business.
2.77sThe bottom line is, half the profits go to your school or camp.
2.37sYou heard the lady. Just sign the damn contract.
1.27sYo.
1.97s(TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
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1.07sWow!
1.45s(READING)
2.75s
1.92sThey sound like my kind of snacks.
0.07s(BEEPING)
2.94sOh. (READING)
2.19s
2.9sOh, my God! Look at these ingredients!
1.7s"Hydrogenated petroleum oil,
4.1s"monosodium poisonate, partially de-weaponized plutonium"?
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2.24sAttention, duped masses!
7.39sThese new vending machine snacks are crammed with processed sugar, industrial by-products, and trans-fatty acids!