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3.02sSo if anybody else in the family wants to use it, use it now.
1.67sBut who else needs to lose weight?
4.07sMaggie? Grampa? My seldom seen half-brother, Herb?
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2.2sWhy is everyone looking at me?
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2.92sI am not too fat. I'm alive, aren't I?
2.64sMr. Simpson, you're suffering from PSI.
1.18sPoor self-esteem.
0.87sIt's not "I"!
1.85sEvery sign is wrong!
1.55sOh, that's terrible.
1.6sWe got a long drive ahead.
2.77sYou want to pull off at a motel? We'll split a room.
1.6sWhere will I sleep?
3.1sWe can worry about that when we're standing naked before the bed.
2.47sMy goodness! No wonder you eat!
1.95sTAB: What are you eating now? HOMER: Cheeseburger.
2.07sTAB: You're a catastrophe. Let me have half of it.
1.68sHOMER: I don't wanna.
2.74sTAB: I just want the cheese. I don't want the meat. I do want the meat!
1.7sHOMER: Here's a corner. TAB: Let me just bite it.
1.23sDon't rip it!
1.63sLet me have the whole thing! You'll get some later!
1.2sHOMER: You're a selfish jerk!
2sTAB: I've smelled it. It has to be eaten.
1.13sHOMER: But it's my burger!
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