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2.45sNow everything's perfect again.
2.1sExcuse me. I think I left my belt here.
1.25sNo, you didn't.
2.22sDon't tell me I didn't. That's my lucky belt!
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1.77sLong story. Good one.
4.17sFolks, you have three weeks left on a nonrefundable weight-loss treatment.
3.02sSo if anybody else in the family wants to use it, use it now.
1.67sBut who else needs to lose weight?
4.07sMaggie? Grampa? My seldom seen half-brother, Herb?
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2.2sWhy is everyone looking at me?
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2.92sI am not too fat. I'm alive, aren't I?
2.64sMr. Simpson, you're suffering from PSI.
1.18sPoor self-esteem.
0.87sIt's not "I"!
1.85sEvery sign is wrong!
1.55sOh, that's terrible.
1.6sWe got a long drive ahead.
2.77sYou want to pull off at a motel? We'll split a room.
1.6sWhere will I sleep?
3.1sWe can worry about that when we're standing naked before the bed.
2.47sMy goodness! No wonder you eat!
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