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1.1sOh!
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2.12sHelp! Kidnappers!
1.3sThey're not kidnappers.
6.09sThey're professionally trained child-snatchers who are taking you to a maximum-security fat camp.
1.28sI'm not fat!
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3.79sMr. and Mrs. Simpson, I'm facility director Tab Spangler.
3.37sUnited States Marine Corps, retired, but not tired!
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2.97sGuess how old I am? Come on. Take a guess.
1.35sForty-seven?
4.39sI hate when they're over. Even on-the-nose hurts!
2.65sWow! He's just the kind of weirdo Bart needs.
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