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1.05s
5.85sYou see, son, every family has to make extra income when they send a child like you to a place like mine!
1.35sYou're lucky this is just a youth hostel.
2.52sWe had one family who had to take in dry-cleaning.
1.7sThe chemicals killed their dog!
1.7sWell, that's what they told us in the lawsuit.
2.9sI don't see a dog living past 14 anyway, do you?
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3.6s(GROANS) They can't see or hear us, right?
3.14sWe're not the Ghost of Christmas Past, Bart. They can see us.
4.6sIf I were invisible, you think I'd waste my time with this belt-shirt combination?
2.47sExcuse me. We're looking for Mr. and Mrs. Simpson.
1.57sI'm sorry to say this is their son.
7.09sOh! So he's the strudel-sucking globbenheimer who has bankrupted them with his expensive treatments.
1.43s"Strudel-sucking globbenheimer."
1.2sYou need to think about that.
2.1sThat's what the human race thinks of you.
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1.43s(GASPS)
3.8sProblem number 35 with America, no universal health care.
2.39sNumber 36, no metric system.