2.5s(STUTTERS) Yes, Superintendent Chalmers?
1.5sDo you know what today is?
2.57sToday? Yes, of course I do!
5.37sHappy birthday to you, happy... It not my birthday, Seymour.
1.57sYou know I'm a Sagittarius.
3.39sReally? I'm a Libra. There's a lot of compatibility there.
2.13sSkinner, be gay on your own time.
4sToday is the day we choose who gets the school's vending machine contract.