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2.7sI anticipate quite the dog and pony show.
2.37sSir, this school has a strict no-animal policy.
2.32sI assume these are hypothetical dogs and poni?
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2.67sY'arr, everyone likes a gumball machine.
3.4sSo why not a gumbo machine? Y'arr...
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5.14s(SCREAMS) Does your school nurse treat burns?
0.13sNope.
1.25sIt couldn't be simpler.
3.14sKids write down what they want, put their money in the can,
4.3sand I take the bus to the supermarket and bring the snacks the next day.
1.75sHuh? (GROANS)
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1.85sIs that a yes?
1.85sKids want a snack that skateboards,
2.14swon't clean his room, and hates homework.
4.15sThat's why we created Scarf-ables by Scammer and Z-Dog!
4.54sThese two spokes-rebels were invented by the marketing team that came up with Hip-Hopsicles,
1.4sthe urban Popsicle.
3.34sYes. I saw those when my normal grocery store was on strike.
2.3sWell, here's what really seals the deal.