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1.27sYo.
1.97s(TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
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1.07sWow!
1.45s(READING)
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1.92sThey sound like my kind of snacks.
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2.94sOh. (READING)
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2.9sOh, my God! Look at these ingredients!
1.7s"Hydrogenated petroleum oil,
4.1s"monosodium poisonate, partially de-weaponized plutonium"?
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2.24sAttention, duped masses!
7.39sThese new vending machine snacks are crammed with processed sugar, industrial by-products, and trans-fatty acids!