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2.37sSir, this school has a strict no-animal policy.
2.32sI assume these are hypothetical dogs and poni?
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2.67sY'arr, everyone likes a gumball machine.
3.4sSo why not a gumbo machine? Y'arr...
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5.14s(SCREAMS) Does your school nurse treat burns?
0.13sNope.
1.25sIt couldn't be simpler.
3.14sKids write down what they want, put their money in the can,
4.3sand I take the bus to the supermarket and bring the snacks the next day.
1.75sHuh? (GROANS)
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1.85sIs that a yes?
1.85sKids want a snack that skateboards,
2.14swon't clean his room, and hates homework.
4.15sThat's why we created Scarf-ables by Scammer and Z-Dog!
4.54sThese two spokes-rebels were invented by the marketing team that came up with Hip-Hopsicles,
1.4sthe urban Popsicle.
3.34sYes. I saw those when my normal grocery store was on strike.
2.3sWell, here's what really seals the deal.
2.75s(RAPPING) Yo, yo, yo! Slide your green Into the machine.
2.28sAnd don't expect any change, dawg.