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2.85s(CHUCKLES) My little boy's in love.
1.83sI think he's having a heart attack!
1.35s(GROANS LOUDLY)
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3.07s(STAMMERING) Come on, son! You can fight this!
2.87sDo the Bartman! Do the Bartman!
1.3s(GRUNTING)
4.29sWhy don't you dance? Dance! (SOBBING)
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3.02sDoctor, little kids aren't supposed to have heart attacks.
1.27sThey're supposed to skin their knees,
2.67sand poke their eyes out, and be smothered by cats.
3.49sWell, Bart had a heart attack, and it's his own damn fault!
3.85sThese dark spots in his pulmonary arteries are malted milk balls.
0.4sHis liver looks healthy.
1.99sMmm-hmm.
2.23sThat a wad of Laffy Taffy. Oh!
1.58sNow when Bart goes home,
2.7she gonna have to follow a program of strict diet and exercise.
1.89sDamn it, I will not bury another patient!
1.85sDoctor, you're a pediatrician!