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2.34sDon't forget fat people. They can't stop eating.
1.83sHey, pretzels.
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2.8sOh. Hello. I'm Frank Ormand.
3.52sAnd if you're watching me, that means you've got pretzel fever.
3.7sAnd not the kind that attacked my intestinal lining some years back.
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3.84sSo let's get your franchise up and running.
1.95sStart by setting up an office...
2.22sin your basement or garage.
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1.57sWhoa!
2.94sAn automatic garage door opener makes you feel like...
2.95syou're working in a futuristic wonder world.
2.52sNext, blanket your community with flyers.
3.44sA phony ticker-tape parade will help you avoid littering laws.