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2.2sWhen can I start? What's my territory?
2.82sYour territory. Well-- Well, let me tell you--
3.9sWherever a young mother is ignorant of what to feed her baby,
1.88syou'll be there.
4.04sWherever nacho penetration is less than total, you'll be there.
3.82sWherever a Bavarian is not quite full, you will be there.
2.34sDon't forget fat people. They can't stop eating.
1.83sHey, pretzels.
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2.8sOh. Hello. I'm Frank Ormand.
3.52sAnd if you're watching me, that means you've got pretzel fever.
3.7sAnd not the kind that attacked my intestinal lining some years back.
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