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3.44sI was once like you were, young lady, like all these people,
3.72slost in a sea of flashy gimmicks and empty promises.
2.97sThen God tossed me a life preserver--
2.92sa tasty, golden-brown life preserver.
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0.43sHere. Try a pretzel.
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3.79sMmm! That's not bad.
2.44sIt's not only not bad, it's not bread.
2.03s"Knot" bread. You get it? Huh?
3.29s- You see?
- I do!
2.03s"Knot" bread!
2.19sLet's hear it for the newest members...
2.2sof the Fleet-A-Pita franchise.
3.1s- I'm feelin' good from my head to my shoes
- Maude!
2.7sHelen! Agnes! Luann!
1.97sEdna! Bart!
2.74sWhoo! We're number one. We're number one.
2.37sWhat's going on here? Wh-What? Hey.
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0.42sYour franchise-- how much?
2.32s$500.
2.55sI'll take it!