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1.95sRoyce McCutcheon.
1.75sNo deal, McCutcheon. That moon money is mine!
2.2sNow, folks, I don't want to alarm you,
4.57sbut scientists say 40% of America's pictures are hanging crooked.
2.22sNo!
1.8sYeah. It's true. And I hear you asking,
2.7s"Who's gonna straighten out all these artistic abominations?"
2sYour friends? A neighbor?
3.19sThose fat cats in Washington? Good luck.
2.33sHey, you know, maybe no one'll notice.
3.22sMaybe the problem will just fix itself.
2.05sNow you're the one who's being naive.
3.8sOkay, fair enough. But you sound like you're ready to become your own boss...
2.43sin the exciting world of frame nudging.
2.65sYes. For a minimal franchise fee,
2.32syou'll receive a pair of straightening gloves,
2.12sa canister of wall lubricant,
3.07sand a booklet of the most commonly asked questions you will hear,
2.94sincluding, "Who are you?" and "What are you doing here?"
2.92sI don't want to own my own business.
3.02sI don't know why I came here in the first place.