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3.97sWow. This is a-- This is a black day for baseball.
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1.48sOh, cheer up, Mom.
2.13sYou can't buy publicity like that.
4.37sThousands and thousands of people saw your pretzels injuring Whitey Ford.
2sYou could call them "Whitey Whackers."
3.75sI was wrong to have a dream, wrong as usual.
3.52sI mean, if you're nothing special, why kid yourself?
1.65sOh, Mom, no.
2.94sListen to your mother, kids. Aim low.
3.4sAim so low, no one will even care if you succeed.
4.22sDinner's in the oven. You want some butter, it's under my face.
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4.44sMarge needs help. And God knows I'm not the man to provide it.
2.64sBut I know who can.
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2.45sAh. Looks like Mr. Pretzel Man...
2.1sis doing pretty well for himself.
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