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3.29sI'm so drunk I can barely see
3.74sBut it helps me get through another day
3.7sMy stomach is filled with haggis and hurt
3.95sI've got to go puke in some hay
1.67sLisa is a fool
1.74sI think the rules are cool
2.08sI've fallen in the pool
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1.08sSEYMOUR: Mmm!
2.15sNot a cloud in the sky.
2.57sA perfect day to unveil Operation S.L.A.A.A.M.
2.94sSo Long Athletics, Art, and Music. Care for a t-shirt?
1.7sT-shirt?
2.77sWhy don't you just give me a sandwich board that says "male prostitute"?
2.32s(EMBARRASSED LAUGH) Forgive me, sir.
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4.75s(GASPING) They've taken everything. Oh, no.
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