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3.34sAw, Marge. I bet you've gotten that out of your system.
3.37sBet? System? Betting system?
2.9sGod is telling me to gamble!
2.42s(PEOPLE PROTESTING) Hey! Hey! Hey!
3.94sDeal. Hit me, hit me, hit me. Busted.
0.73s(WHIMPERS)
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2.67sWelcome to Springfield Elementary Casino Night.
3.27sMy fee for this evening goes to victims of my criminal recidivism.
3.99sSo relax, have fun and please God don't piss me off.
2.97sCongratulations, Mr. Student Body President.
1.64sYour Casino Night is a huge success.
1.45sThanks, Principal Skinner.
3.35sI got the idea from an episode of Saved by the Bell.
2.02sIt was always on too late for me.
2.67sI'll put everything on lucky 17.
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1.42s(REPEATING) D'oh!
1.79sWoo-hoo! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh...
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1.95sWoo-hoo! D'oh! D'oh...