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2.47s(CHANTING) Nelson! Nelson!
1.08sI'm doomed.
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1.95s(SIGHING) I can't beat Nelson.
5.8sWhy don't you start a rumor that he's ding-a-ling-a-ling, hello!
4.95s(GIGGLING EFFEMINATELY) What a delicious quiche! I drive a pink Miata!
2.5sI can't believe Nelson is more popular than me.
7.91s(VOCALIZING EFFEMINATELY) Honey, you could be popular. You've just gotta be yourself in a whole new way!
4.49sNo. I'm gonna stick to my platform of incremental policy amelioration.
3.6sFluoridated water fountains, vegan lunch options.
2.97s(LISPING) My name is Nelson. I use a salad fork.
2.3sLa-dee-dah! I wash my face!
1.53sWhere did you get that tutu?
1.23sClothesline.
6.94s(GIGGLING) And we deserve a French teacher who actually speaks French!