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4.9s(CHUCKLES) That little girl should learn to read things before she signs them.
3.24sExcuse me. I was wondering if I should read what I just signed.
2.64sNo. Just standard key release boilerplate.
1.53sOkay.
1.97sBoy, she'll believe anything.
2.67s"Key release boilerplate"? I find that very hard to believe.
2.44sMmm-hmm. And yet there it is.
2.8sI'll just lock this door.
7.01sBoy, this key opens everything. (GROANS) And then as school president, I don't have to take the hearing test.
1.74sI'm so proud of you, Lisa.
1.53sWhat?
4.34sYou're like Geraldine Ferraro. Except you won where she failed miserably.
2.97sWell, I think I can say with all humility,
3.3sI am gonna be the best school president ever!
4.64s(SLOW APPLAUSE) (SARCASTICALLY) Bravo, Lisa. Bravo.
3.82sOh, isn't that sweet? Even your brother's adding his kudos.
2.03sI was being sarcastic.