3.27sMy fee for this evening goes to victims of my criminal recidivism.
3.99sSo relax, have fun and please God don't piss me off.
2.97sCongratulations, Mr. Student Body President.
1.64sYour Casino Night is a huge success.
1.45sThanks, Principal Skinner.
3.35sI got the idea from an episode of Saved by the Bell.
2.02sIt was always on too late for me.