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2.57sA perfect day to unveil Operation S.L.A.A.A.M.
2.94sSo Long Athletics, Art, and Music. Care for a t-shirt?
1.7sT-shirt?
2.77sWhy don't you just give me a sandwich board that says "male prostitute"?
2.32s(EMBARRASSED LAUGH) Forgive me, sir.
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4.75s(GASPING) They've taken everything. Oh, no.
1.15s(WEEPING)
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2.65sLook what they've done to my triangle.
5.57s(PANTING) I'm doing it! I'm almost to the top!
3.5sHello, self-esteem!
1sRepo man!
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1.18sAhhh! Ow!
3.37s(LAUGHS) I love this job.
3.43s"All extra-curricular activities are hereby canceled,
2.62s"to be replaced by nothing!"
3.52s(ALL GASPING) Who would sign such an order?
5.89s"As ordered by Principal Skinner "and approved by Student Body President Lisa Simpson!"