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2.94sBats of the Southwest, all heroes.
1.73sDo you want to see Elvis kiss a bat?
2.32s(MIMICKING ELVIS PRESLEY) Hey, baby, come here. I want to kiss you.
1.42s(KISSING) Squeak, squeak!
2.45sNo, don't kiss me.
3.57sYou tricked me into betraying my fellow students!
2.43sLisa, student government is meaningless.
3.3sLook at your constitution. It's written on the back of a place mat.
4.05sAnd not a good place mat. It's from someplace called "Doodles."
1.28sI see.
2.77sPrincipal Skinner, may I make an announcement to the school?
2.52sI can't see the harm.
2.2sI hereby resign as your president.
5.15sAnd for my last act I call a general student strike effective immediately!
1.75sGimme that!
3.04sAny student caught striking will be severely disciplined unless all of you do it.
1sThen I'm stymied.
2.37s(CHANTING) Strike! Strike! Strike!
2.92sLisa, please help me lure them back. I had to do what I did.
2.74sOur budget is stretched tighter than Mother's sauna pants.
2.73sSeymour! Quit using me in analogies.