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2.07sSo take out your tiny batons.
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2.34sChief Wiggum, we're just like you policemen.
3sDon't you ever feel like the mayor doesn't care about you?
3.7sYou mean, the mayor who kept me waiting for two hours in that restaurant?
5.12sI ate so much bread... (SOBS SOFTLY) Sit down, boys! We're joining this strike!
3.45sChief, are you sure the mayor wasn't at a different Olive Garden than you?
4.44sWell, I can't take that rattlesnake out of his mailbox now, now can I?
1sYes, Chief, you could.
2.03sWell, let me ask you this. Shut up.
3.79sThe Springfield student strike has entered its fourth day with no end in sight.
3.87sToday professional buttinski Michael Moore arrived on the scene.
6.69sKids who don't get to take music and art are 10% more likely to become chronically unemployed and appear in one of my movies.
1.78sWhere did you get that statistic? Your mother!
4.62sThe student strikers have been joined by other unions including the Springfield Goat Milkers,
2.74sthe Association of News Room Cue Card Holders...
1.4sOw.
2.47sAnd the United Federation of Theme Park Zombies.