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4.54sThe Butter Baby Flapjack Company sponsored me and a fella named McAllister.
5.94sWe were almost to the top when we ran low on supplies.
3.44sHeroically, i gave him the last short stack.
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5.49sThen that glory hog took all the supplies and headed for the top alone.
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4.69sI fell 8,000 feet onto a pile of jagged rocks.
2.75sOf course, folks were tougher in those days.
2.44sI was jitterbugging that very night.
4.57sBut that skunk McAllister was never seen again.
2.3sIf you're trying to scare me, it won't work.
2.8sI'm 100% focused on my goal.
2.62sHey. My hat has earflaps.
2.97sAnd when he reaches the top, Mr. Simpson here...
3.14swill plant this Powersauce flag as an eternal symbol...
2.47sof man's contempt for nature.