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2.54sYour usual bucket of ice cream covered with miniature pies?
3.17sUh, don't you have anything healthy here?
2.6sOh, well, we do have some low-salt candy bars...
1.97sand some reduced-fat soda.
3.4sAnd our beef jerky is now nearly rectum-free.
2.92sHey. These Powersauce bars look pretty healthy.
4.07sOh, yes. That is a new item. No bar contains more applesauce.
1.58sHmm.
2.1s"A bushel of apples packed in each bar...
2s"plus the secret ingredient that unleashes...
2.28sthe awesome power of apples."
2.74sWow!
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2.74s"Gym"? What's a "gym"?
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3.07sOh. A "gym."
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2.27sOw. Ow.
2.27sBoy, I'm feeling this. Ow.
2.87sOoh, my head's gonna be sore in the morning.