3.14s"Last entry: I have mountaineered to the utmost,
1.97s"but the peak is unclimbable.
2.6s"Worse still, that treacherous skunk, Abe Simpson,
3.27sstole my oxygen and tried to eat my left arm."
2.57sew, Dad!
3.5s"Tell my beloved wife my last thoughts were of her...
2.07s"blinding and torturing Abe Simpson.
1.93sCheerio."