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3.07sJust like the Jews with their snippety-snip.
2.3sBart, get your things! You're leaving with me!
2.19sSorry, Mom. But this is a Catholic church.
1.75sChicks don't have any authority here.
3.39sMrs. Simpson, please. If there's a problem, I'm sure we can talk it over.
2.03sBack off, Pope-y LaPew!
1.7sMarge, what are you doing here?
2.55sHomer, you're physically an adult.
3.94sAnd what you do in the privacy of your own soul is your business.
4.64sBut I didn't change Bart's diapers for five years to see him become a Catholic!
2.12sI thought there was a monster in the potty.
1.55sLet's go! (GRUNTS)
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1.34sI think we've lost them.
1.53sThey weren't following us.
2.34sThen why did I drive through that barn?
2.42sOh! Why did you guys have to take me away?
1.74sYou're always nagging me to go to church.
1.82sAnd now that I am, it's the wrong one.
4.5sI just don't think your father's the right person to pick out a religion for you.
3.2sOkay. I'll pick a religion for me. Judaism.
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