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3.17sAll right. I admit it! They're both at the Catholic church!
1.45sReverend, what should I do?
3.42sMarge, this calls for an emergency meeting of the church's spiritual council.
1.2sTo Stuckey's!
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1.68sBart and Homer can't go Catholic.
3.1sRomans have been separate from us since the Schism of Lourdes in 1573.
3sAnd that was about our holy right to come to church with wet hair!
1.8sWhich we've since abolished.
4.1sI guess it's good that they're taking an interest in spirituality.
4.17sOh, spirituality's great, Marge. Hey, I'm Mr. Spiritual.
4.79sBut remember, a different faith means a different afterlife.
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0.93sHmm...
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2.87sMarge Simpson, welcome to Protestant Heaven.
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1.97sThrough in one? Hurrah.
1.83sPoppy, have you seen Dash?
1.63sWhere's Homer and Bart?
1.03s(GASPS)
1.8s(MARIACHI MUSIC PLAYING)
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