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3.65sWhat am I gonna be? Black Knight? Court Ninja? Bart the Impaler!
1.93sBart, you'll be playing the village cooper.
1.6sWhat kind of a knight is that?
3.07sThe kind of knight that makes barrels and isn't a knight. Ha!
3.37sAy, caramba! Well, this stinks.
2.03sBut I bet Lisa got something even stupider.
1.93s(FANFARE PLAYS) Hmm?
2.19sAll hail the Queen!
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4.82sNow, as queen, you shall be entitled to eat the same French fries the teachers do.
1.53sThe ones made from potatoes?
1.73sThe very same.
7.62s(INDISTINCT TALKING) My coat of arms is a Spiderman couchant on a field vert.
1.25sWhat's "couchant" mean?
1.33sLying down.
1.87s(GROANS) You mean like you?
2.1sNow what does "vert" mean?
1.33sSay it means punching.
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1.6sOh, Willie, during the festival,
2.44syou'll be wearing these urine-soaked rags.