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1.33sMarge is here all alone.
3.05sI heard her son is Catholic now. Her husband, too.
4.96s(GROANS) Marge, all by yourself today?
3sWell, Homer and Bart are...
1.33sWell, they're under the weather.
1.37sMmm-hmm. Under the weather?
2.44sOr under the spell of a man in a pointy white hat?
3.17sAll right. I admit it! They're both at the Catholic church!
1.45sReverend, what should I do?
3.42sMarge, this calls for an emergency meeting of the church's spiritual council.
1.2sTo Stuckey's!
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1.68sBart and Homer can't go Catholic.
3.1sRomans have been separate from us since the Schism of Lourdes in 1573.
3sAnd that was about our holy right to come to church with wet hair!
1.8sWhich we've since abolished.