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2.54sWhoo-hoo! I'm clean! In your face, Lord!
2.07sUm, not quite, Mr. Simpson.
2.45sI can only absolve you if you're a Catholic.
2.37sRight. And how do I join?
1.77sDo I whale on some Unitarians?
1.93sWell, it's a little harder than that.
2.47sIt begins by looking inside yourself.
3.07s(MOANS) But it ends with - bread and wine.
Whoo-hoo!
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2.2sHomer, you've been out all night.
4.4sAnd you look like you've accepted someone as your personal something.
1.67sWere you at that Catholic church?
2.85sLook, Marge. I know I was supposed to yell at that priest.
1.07sBut he's so cool!
2.37sHe plays drums in a band with a bunch of other priests!
2.35sI knew they'd try to convert you!
1.72sThat's what they do!
2.07sWell, I'm not having another 12 kids!
4.92sMarge, no one is saying 12. Nine, 10, tops. See?
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1.27sForget it!
2.84sAnd you know, I went to a Catholic wedding once.
3.04sThe incense ruined my pantsuit!
1.38sMarge, relax.