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2.4sWell, that's true. But if you do break a rule,
3.55syou can always find absolution in the sacrament of confession.
2.5sWait, wait, wait. No matter what I did,
4.65sno matter how many people lost their pensions, it's forgiven like that?
2.05sIf you truly repent, then yes.
3.15sOkay! Let's make some magic here.
2.94sI wiped a booger on your shirt. I made a dog and a cat kiss.
2.47sI swiped a bolted down TV from a Holiday Inn,
2.05sI coveted the wife in Jaws 2, I lied to a waiter,
1.5sI masturbated eight billion times,
2.9sand I have no plans to stop masturbating in the future.
2.54sWhoo-hoo! I'm clean! In your face, Lord!
2.07sUm, not quite, Mr. Simpson.
2.45sI can only absolve you if you're a Catholic.
2.37sRight. And how do I join?
1.77sDo I whale on some Unitarians?
1.93sWell, it's a little harder than that.
2.47sIt begins by looking inside yourself.
3.07s(MOANS) But it ends with - bread and wine.
Whoo-hoo!
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2.2sHomer, you've been out all night.
4.4sAnd you look like you've accepted someone as your personal something.